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To: RWR8189
After stopping at a Wendy’s fast-food restaurant for a photo-op dinner, the Kerrys retreated to the campaign bus to sup on “Shrimp Vindaloo” and “Diver Deep Sea Scallops,” previously ordered from a nearby country club. Days later, after feigning a hankering for some “baby back ribs and a vanilla malted” from a famed Wisconsin diner, Senator Kerry was found dining on filet mignon at a nearby restaurant.

Kerry is a cartoon. He's half Thurston Howell and half that guy ( I think from the same folks that made that time traveler kid and dog cartoon ) spinning a tall tale about his brave exploits.

12 posted on 08/20/2004 5:25:01 PM PDT by Jim_Curtis (Liberals lie at the premise, accept their premise and you can only lose the argument.)
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To: Jim_Curtis

>Kerry is a cartoon. He's half Thurston Howell and half that guy ( I think from the same folks that made that time traveler kid and dog cartoon ) spinning a tall tale about his brave exploits.<<


Mr. Peabody!!! He and Sherman, his lawfully adopted boy were honorable sir!

I'll bet you really wanted to say Commander McBragg!

Theme song of course.

This is the World of Commander McBragg
Your hair will curl in the World of McBragg.
He fights monsters galore
And then asks for still more
Or so says the brag of McBragg.

When on the hill the marines plant a flag
They may be led by Commander McBragg.
With a cannon in hand
He can beat any band
Or so says the brag of McBragg.

Fencing and fighting and round table knighting
And slaying of dragons, too.
Shipping and sailing and great harpoon whaling
There's nothing McBragg can't do.
Hunting and trapping and gold miner mapping
And flying to Timbuktu.
Roping and riding and Indian guiding
Commander McBragg comes through.

This is the World of Commander McBragg
Your head will whirl in the World of McBragg.
He can do anything
In his world he's a king
Or so says the brag of McBragg.



DK
Defending the Right and Good Peabody
McBragg was from Tennessee Tuxedo and his Tales


18 posted on 08/20/2004 5:44:13 PM PDT by Dark Knight
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