More like a Mexican standoff. John F*ckin's balls are squeezed in a vise and he's in pain and the only thing he can do is call the Swifties names. Sooner or later, its going to implode and my guess it when it comes down to who is standing last, it won't be Kerry when the smoke finally clears.
Laughed when I read your post quite a picture you paint. I think you are right.