Eve Ensler takes her act to New York. Is this what they mean by "swing voters?"

The Rush Limbaugh Show/news item read on his show | August 19, 2004 | Gerard J. Perry Jr.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Alright, I'm not even sure how to go about posting this baby, especially considering the delicate nature of the subject matter. So, I'll attempt to tread as lightly as possible, without offending anyone's sensibilities and hopefully, without incurring the wrath of the omnipotent Admin Moderators.

Earlier today, I was listening Rush's program, when I heard him read an item about Eve Ensler's most recent effort to energize the supposedly disenfranchised women's vote.

She hopes to do this by staging yet another "V Day" celebration, on this occasion, one specifically tailored to increase voter turnout among single, urban, putatively liberal woman who would otherwise not participate in the upcoming presidential election.

Of course, "Hanoi" Jane Fonda is serving as Ms. Ensler's field commander-pardon the language, but that's the only analogy that immediately springs to mind-in this little endeavor and she has gathered together a veritable galaxy of clueless B-list celebrities to join in the cause.

I'm curious as to what you folks think about this little spectacle.

Will John Kerry be swept into office on a "V" shaped tide? Or, will the best efforts of dimwitted liberal playwrights/artists fall on deaf ears?

Let the debate begin!

[Darksheare]

Were these your water bugs?

[King Prout]

beeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr...

[King Prout]

Latin REWLZ!!!

[RightWingAtheist]

Here you go you two. Now put down the bong pipe slowwwwly....

[Darksheare]

She's gonna kill me!
I stood her up on the other trhead!
*runs out thread door screaming*

[RightWingAtheist]

[stands2reason]

Screw 'em.

I love men. *

*of course not including those MINO whose testicles failed to descend. Namely, Moore, Kerry, Franken et al.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Insanity is right, oh, man!

[stands2reason]

7. Redheads v. Blonds

Please. Everyone knows the answer to that.

[4CJ]

Ooh, I posted a thread!

[*standing ovation*]

[OSHA]

I got a dog that don't think she's properly coiffed unless she's skunked.

[R. Scott]

The Vagina Monologues was proclaimed a great piece of … work?
What would these people call a monologue entitled The Penis Monologues, directed at male empowerment?

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Well, if they ever did put on that type of play, I have a pretty good idea of who would be sponsoring it.

VIAGRA

[blanknoone]

You know, for a crappy thread, you sure have dragged a lot of people into it.

Apparently including me. Hrmmpf.

And I'm all for a penis monologues. I love pitting all their multi-cultural garbage against itself. Tolerate this diversity, beee-atch.

We could address fairness in divorce courts and child custody hearings. Women aborting our babies against our wishes. Dealing with psycho women on the rag. Putting up with their irrational emotional BS.

I better stop before my fiance drags me to the V monologues to make me more sensitive.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

I'm on board!

Though, I think that the creative geniuses in the NYC arts scene have already devised some sort of production involving talking penises.

I'm sure that the conventioneers will have a grand ol' time perusing this city's murkier depths.

I'd just advise them not to take the R train anywhere.

In fact, a rickshaw would probably be a better conveyance in a trice.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Force em.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'll give this thread one thumb sideways.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Be strong

[The Scourge of Yazid]

One reply away from breaking the hundred post milestone.

Peggy Hill:

WOO-YEH!

[Fintan]

 

Suppose they gave a V-Day and nobody came?