Ok...someone with flash movie experience needs to do this. Take the Disney movie Peter Pan...the part where Smeade is going to shave Hook in the beginning. Do a scene similar to that where it's Kerry's hairdresser...then when the Swift Vets, RNC, et al (crocodile) show up..his Botox eyebrows start tick-tocking...but instead of the tick tock sound...it's a flip flop sound. He can only tolerate so much questioning of his record before screaming out "TEEEERRREEZZAAAHHH" (aka Smeade).
I'll give up the rights on the idea...if someone will just do it.
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Dont' know how to do the flash movie but there are alot of creative people on Free Republic who could do it.