Poor 'ol John has visions of sugar plums (he thinks the presidency would be a plum job) dancing through his head.
First he was in Cambodia with Martin Sheen sailing Up a Lazy River filming Apocalypse Now.
Next thing you know he'll come out singing Moody River or Down By the Old Mill Stream.
Frankly, with that Sugar Plum filled head, he needs A River to Run Through It to clear out the funk of so many years of self-serving thoughts of grandure.
But, what do I know? I'm just a dumb 'ol plumber who's gonna flush Kerry.
