CANADA - ONE BRONZE MEDAL!!!!!

Sports Illustrated ^ | 8/18/04 | si.com

[Private_Sector_Does_It_Better]

Our pacifist neighbors have managed in the Olympics so far TOTAL: ONE BRONZE MEDAL!!!!

[Private_Sector_Does_It_Better]

LMAO - Where's Ben Johnson's Steroid enhanced butt when you need him!?!?!?!?

Guess our friends up north only excel in the winter version of these games.

[cyborg]

Don't jinx it. You may cause they to start winning!

[Phantom Lord]

It is the summer olympics afterall. Canada has all of July to train.

[SamAdams76]

What? No hockey or beer guzzling this Olympics? What about draft-dodging?

[jimbo123]

What's a canada?

[Leo Carpathian]

It is important to participate and feel good, not to win. But everybody has health care (with 6 month wait).

[wafflehouse]

HA! canada in the olympics.. what a laugh.. next you'll be tellin me they have an army too

[rocklobster11]

Medal Count

Coalition of the Willing	136
Commies/Despots/Axis of Evil	45
Appeasers/Axis of Weasels	37
Unknown	5

[Private_Sector_Does_It_Better]

"next you'll be tellin me they have an army too"

Don't laugh, france has an Aircraft Carrier. It doesn't work, but they've got one!

[Reactionary]

"What about draft-dodging?"

Hell, what about bong-hitting and cheap sex?

[quantim]

It is important to participate and feel good, not to win. But everybody has health care (with 6 month wait).

And then they cross the border into Michigan for surgery.  And then go home and curse the MI pee-wee hockey teams in French.

[Desdemona]

You know what, their swimmers haven't done much of anything at all. That's a switch.

[Dundee]

Australia, with 2/3 of the population of Canada, has 6 gold, 4 silver, and 6 bronze.

[Tacis]

Yes, but they are still far more sensitive than we and certainly are morally superior. Just ask them!

[vbmoneyspender]

Could you colonize Canada for us. At least then we would have a neighboring country we could trust.

[PattonReincarnated]

The bronze metal is in women's 10-m platform synchronized diving. Now that's a real sport. Exactly how do your chug a Blue when diving?

[byteback]

More proof that Socialized medicine is an inferior system.

[BluH2o]

Australia, with 2/3 of the population of Canada, has 6 gold, 4 silver, and 6 bronze.

Yeah ... but Australia does zip in the Winter Olympics.

[Private_Sector_Does_It_Better]

"The bronze metal is in women's 10-m platform synchronized diving

In that case I take it back. They have a total of: ZERO MEDALS!!!!!!!

[marshmallow]

Why go out of your way to pick on Canada? Sure, they're not doing well, but why does that make you happy? I'm always puzzled by those who derive pleasure from the misfortune of others.

No need to kick them when they're down.