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To: RedStateWarrior; hchutch; mhking

ZTTTZYUW RHCJKIY0001 2312250-TTTT--RHCJSUU

182250ZAUG2004

FM FREERAD CHEYENNE MTN AFS CO
TO ALZOT

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

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SUBJ/FREERAD CYBERSPACE ALERT//
RMKS/1. MULTIPLE LAUNCHES DETECTED FROM DEMOCRAT UNDERGROUND, TARGETED ON FREE REPUBLIC.
2. CONFIDENCE IS HIGH RPT CONFIDENCE IS HIGH. FREERAD IS DECLARING A CYBERSPACE DEFENSE EMERGENCY AND ORDERING A FULL PACKET STOP.
3. RECOMMEND SETTING ZOTCON ONE AND EVACUATING JIMROB ABOARD FREE REPUBLIC EMERGENCY AIRBORNE COMMAND POST.
4. COMSTRAT RECOMMENDS IMPLEMENTING CYBERZOT PLAN TWO ONE ZEBRA CODENAME "GRAND TOUR," TIMING OPTION ONE. DAY WORD: COTTONMOUTH. COMMAND WORD: TRINITY. ACTION WORD: JERICHO.
5. A MOOSE BIT MY SISTER ONCE AND STUNED HER BEEBER.
6. EAST WIND RAIN.
7. VALHALLA I AM COMING!
8. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US NOW!
9. THE MATADOR! THE MATADOR!//

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43 posted on 08/18/2004 3:50:07 PM PDT by Poohbah (If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.)

Is THIS A ZOT ot NOT???

It's OK, kitty's patient...

75 posted on 08/18/2004 3:59:03 PM PDT by bigjoesaddle (Shrug)

Shouldn't that be FLASH TRAFFIC?

/john

83 posted on 08/18/2004 4:06:50 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper

That was a good one. I could hear the horn and see the whoopee light flashing as I read it.

134 posted on 08/18/2004 5:57:22 PM PDT by Cannoneer No. 4 (I've lost turret power; I have my nods and my .50. Hooah. I will stay until relieved. White 2 out.)

STAND DOWN!...STAND DOWN!!!...FALSE ALARM

He's one of us, New, but one of us.

141 posted on 08/19/2004 4:59:35 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)

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