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DFU SONG: Young at Heart (Kerry-tales can come true, it can happen to you if......)
DFU SONGS | 8-18-04 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 08/18/2004 9:07:08 AM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - YOUNG AT HEART

Kerry-tales can come true...it can happen to you...if you're doing drugs
You'll believe what he says...you'll vote him for the prez...if you're doing drugs

But if you have a brain, you will see he's insane
There is no shred of doubt, he sold his comrades out

Those secret missions he had in Cambodia
He's handing you his own great big pantload-ia

Kerry-tales can come true...it can happen to you...if you're doing drugs
He knows you will ignore...that he played commie whore...if your're doing drugs

But if you have a brain, you will see he's insane
There is no shred of doubt, he sold his comrades out

He's B.S.-ing you...nothing is new
Kerry's hoping that you keep on doing drugs

Kerry-tales can come true...it can happen to you...if you're doing drugs
He votes NO, but first YES...that is okay, you guess...if you're doing drugs

But if you have a brain, you will see he's insane
There is no shred of doubt, he sold his comrades out

Those secret missions he had in Cambodia
He's handing you his own great big pantload-ia

Kerry-tales can come true...it can happen to you...if you're doing drugs
Intel meetings...not there...but you don't really care...if you're doing drugs

But if you have a brain, you will see he's insane
There is no shred of doubt, he sold his comrades out

He's B.S.-ing you...nothing is new
Kerry's hoping that you keep on doing drugs


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: kerryandfonda; kerrythefraud; kerrytheliar; kerrythephony; waltermitty

1 posted on 08/18/2004 9:07:09 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Those secret missions he had in Cambodia
He's handing you his own great big pantload-ia

I like your flexibility...if it doesn't fit, make it fit!

2 posted on 08/18/2004 9:14:49 AM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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To: ErnBatavia
"...if it doesn't fit, make it fit!"

But wait...isn't that Kerry's motto? ;-p

3 posted on 08/18/2004 9:21:01 AM PDT by JusticeTalion
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To: ErnBatavia

What rhymes with Cambodia?


4 posted on 08/18/2004 9:25:53 AM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: doug from upland
What rhymes with Cambodia?

Paranoidia?
5 posted on 08/18/2004 9:54:36 AM PDT by submarinerswife
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To: doug from upland

Symphonia?


6 posted on 08/18/2004 9:55:26 AM PDT by tom paine 2
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To: submarinerswife

Okay. Write the verse. :)


7 posted on 08/18/2004 9:55:36 AM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: tom paine 2

Okay, all you wise guys. Put that in a verse.


8 posted on 08/18/2004 9:57:20 AM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: doug from upland
Those acid trips to Cambodia makes a boy paranoidia The only thing in his pantloidia is a Republican hemeroidia.....

I'm new at this
9 posted on 08/18/2004 10:04:16 AM PDT by submarinerswife
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To: submarinerswife

Come on. You're new at this? :)


10 posted on 08/18/2004 10:39:16 AM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: doug from upland

LOL smart ass..
Make it work, you have the talent.


11 posted on 08/18/2004 10:53:14 AM PDT by submarinerswife
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To: doug from upland
Oh, my. Key claim contradicted by his own journal --- CLICK.
12 posted on 08/18/2004 5:41:17 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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