The Absent Senator. Works for me.
Since Kerry hasn't done anything in 20 years as jr. Senator, shouldn't he identify all attendance/absenteeism for the various committees to which he assigned?
If he can't show up for work as a Senator, how can he run the Executivie Branch? (Bush had to show his attendance records in the Nat'l Guard!) Why shouldn't the honorable senator disclose all?
Senator No-Show!