"KerryTales getting bigger & bigger" CARTOON featuring John Kerry

IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^ | 8/17/2004 | IPWGOP

[IPWGOP]

KerryTales: getting bigger and bigger...

“John Kerry, Bob Kerrey. It's easy to get confused. At least that's how the Kerry campaign is explaining claims that Kerry — the Democratic presidential candidate — served as vice chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence.”
 Associated Press article on the latest Kerry tale.

The stories just keep on coming. As the reports surface (and the new Bush campaign ad) regarding Sen. John Kerry's abysmal attendance record concerning the Senate Intelligence meetings, the yarns from Kamp Kerry get bigger and bigger...

Latest info to come to light? While Kamp Kerry's won't dispute him not being at the numerous public Intel Meetings, what about the numerous -- and vastly more serious -- secret Intel meetings? Private sources say that Kerry's attendance record for these secret Intel meetings is even worse than for the public meetings.

As with the 'who's lying about Vietnam' mess, this Kerry mess could be quickly and easily cleared up -- if Kerry would agree to release his records. House Speaker Dennis Hastert, Senate Intelligence Committee Chairman Pat Roberts, member John Warner, Sen. John Coryn, Sen. Saxby Chambliss and Sen. Jon Kyl have all publicly called for Kerry to release his attendance records. So far, as with the Vietnam mess, Kerry refuses to release his records.

And even more disconcerting is the Associated Press article, showing John Kerry claiming to hold the Vice Chairman position on the Senate Intelligence Committee – a ‘fact’ touted as recently as last Friday on Kerry’s official campaign website, and in news releases. According to the Senate Historical Office, Kerry never had the seniority to hold a leadership position on the Senate Intel Committee. He was just a member. 

Kerry campaign spokesman Michael Meehan said the reference to Kerry as vice chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee was an error: "John Kerry, Bob Kerrey — similar names," said Meehan.

As the AP article aptly points out, “Republicans were less willing to see the misstatement as an innocent mistake.”

The KerryTales just keep getting bigger and bigger...

[IPWGOP]

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[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

thanks good one

[ntnychik]

It's not like the AP got its story wrong, or the GOP made a false claim. Kerry's OWN WEBSITE can't figure out if John Kerry or Bob Kerrey was the vice chair of the Intelligence Committee? The "Kerry/Kerrey--same difference" defense is the same disingenuous lie as "medals/ribbons--they're interchangeable" whopper. This guy is pathological.

[BobbyK]

That says it all!

[Grampa Dave]

His lies are starting to sear his butt on a fairly large scale.

[sgtbono2002]

I just read that Kerry was secretly running guns in his Swift Boat, I wonder if his Band will back him up on this. I have a friend a lot like Kerry, a pretty nice guy but he lies all the time, He even starts believing his own lies.

[bannie]

I must be broken: I'm not getting the pictures.


:(

[theDentist]

Maybe Ol' Horseface has Munchausen Syndrome?

[pookie18]

Can't see 'em either & can't get to the site...

[hflynn]

it's a common problem for Democrats. Take Hillary Clinton for instance, her tail is getting bigger and bigger everyday.

[fizziwig]

"I just read that Kerry was secretly running guns in his Swift Boat, I wonder if his Band will back him up on this. I have a friend a lot like Kerry, a pretty nice guy but he lies all the time, He even starts believing his own lies."

Yup, and he also ran guns to Ethiopia in 1937 and fought for the loyalists in the Spanish Civil War........ he's a sentimentalist at heart.....:) :)

All kidding aside, I cannot see how any one can cast a vote for Kerry, no matter how much they might be against Bush. He is so pathetically ridiculous.....he's the Alfred E. Neuman of politics!

[Montfort]

What next? Will Kerry tell us how it was seared in his memory how he shot a Gestapo officer, and his friend, the local corrupt French Chief of Police, and he joined the Free French garrison? His words to his friend are seared in his memory.

[IPWGOP]

it's a common problem for Democrats. Take Hillary Clinton for instance, her tail is getting bigger and bigger everyday. >

Eeegads! You're right!

[hispanarepublicana]

[IPWGOP]

I have a friend a lot like Kerry, a pretty nice guy but he lies all the time, He even starts believing his own lies.

Me, too. I see the pattern.

[IPWGOP]

Huh, I clicked the link and got a blank. Had to click "refresh" to get the page/URL to show. Maybe those sneaky Dems are hacking my site....!

[True_wesT]

It should surprise no one that instead of taking the easy route and releasing his records and discrediting each charge against him one by one, Kerry is sending out the flying monkeys to attack his accusers character. But not all of them. He just goes after O'Neill and ignores the other 250.

Pretty much says it all, IMHO.

[gubamyster]

John Kerry, Bob Kerrey, Jim Carrey....they're all similiar names

John Kerry, Pinoccio, Liar.....they're all similar names

[Not a 60s Hippy]

I posted this to an earlier thread:

I sent this e-mail to FNC today:
FAIR & BALANCED?



Every official document requested from President Bush has been released.

John Kerry has avoided releasing any of his official documents relating to: attendance in private intelligence meetings, attendance when the senate was in session, His and his wife’s IRS returns, or his military records.

Come on already, we even have President Bush’s dental records when he was in the Texas Air National Guard. Fair & Balanced MY FOOT! It's the records stupid, NOT THE SPIN!!!