Bless you and all, but I wouldn't rationally believe a word you say unless I was looking over the shoulders of the eyewitnesses themselves!
I only know what I've seen, and I sparingly rule despite that, that it is possible that other people have seen things.
What I saw is what I saw, and under pain of whatever, that's what I saw, and can comment not on anything else with any surety. I saw a cylinder. Period.