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DFU SONG: The Godfather (yes, ladies and gentlemen, Kerry got advice from Brando)
DFU SONGS
| 8-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 08/17/2004 10:13:51 AM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - THE GODFATHER
Hey, Mr. Brando, you were in Cambodia
I had been there, but too bad I did not see 'ya
May I call you from time to time
With all your knowledge your advice would be sublime
I promise I'm watching my quips
To diss you means apocalypse
Hey, Mr. Brando, there are Contras running 'round
Tell me what I should do to drive them in the ground
May I call you from time to time
With all your knowledge your advice would be sublime
(musical interlude)
I promise I'm watching my quips
To diss you means apocalypse
Hey, Mr. Brando, pesky FReepers should be dead
How 'bout some horsey parts on top of JimRob's bed
May I call you from time to time
With all your knowledge your advice would be sublime
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: apocalypse; brando; cambodia; godfather; kerry; vietnam
Is anyone else starting to believe that John Kerry is really a mental patient who escaped from Bellevue?
To: doug from upland
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posted on
08/17/2004 10:14:27 AM PDT
by
cyborg
To: doug from upland
"Are you an assassin?"
"I'm a soldier."
"You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill."
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posted on
08/17/2004 10:17:19 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
To: doug from upland
What is the name of the best known insane asylum in Massachusetts?
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posted on
08/17/2004 10:18:43 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(GEORGE WASHINGTON is nothing like a communist tyrant as stated by Kerry.)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
5
posted on
08/17/2004 10:21:41 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
To: doug from upland
At least he's not going around saying Apocalypse Now is based on his service in Vietnam the way Weird Algore said that Love Story was based on his and Tipper's college romance.
At least he hasn't yet.
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posted on
08/17/2004 10:23:04 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
To: doug from upland
A caller to Hugh yesterday, labelled this as Kerry's WMD...the Walter Mitty Defense. Walter Mitty, or Baron Von Munchausen, the man is clearly delusional. Now he believes he was Chairman of the Senate Intel Committee.
But, this Brando story may at least clear up the mystery of the magic Hat...
I've found the "Secret Agent" KERRY took into Cambodia, and his hat.
Atos
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posted on
08/17/2004 10:23:32 AM PDT
by
Mr.Atos
To: wideawake
I AM a soldier, I really, really am!
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posted on
08/17/2004 10:23:37 AM PDT
by
ConservativeBamaFan
(We know too much, and are convinced of too little. --T.S. Elliot)
To: Texas Eagle
9
posted on
08/17/2004 10:25:50 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(GEORGE WASHINGTON is nothing like a communist tyrant as stated by Kerry.)
To: Texas Eagle
Yes, the Kennedy Compound. It is the center of bizarre behavior.
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posted on
08/17/2004 10:30:36 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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