LOL! To say the least!
Wellllll ... quite the thread today.
Miss Billie ... your reputation as a graphics maestro is intact, do not worry ... you've dolled this one up just fine.
Louie ... you're a rascal ... and your idea for a topic is a stroke of genius. It would be hard to top the account of your own 'worst date'... which makes it sorta ... topless.
My story? Nothing quite so dramatic as some of the other tales I've read this morning.
A couple of occasions blur in my memory, both involving women a little too needy for me to be comfortable with, so I bid a respectful Goodnite and then vamoosed as quickly as I could.
There was another time when I found out, during the course of the evening, that the lady was not quite as unmarried as I'd been led to believe ... I backed outta that one in a flash, too.
Something about that phrase 'entangling alliances' kept popping into my mind.
Ouch ... )