[Logic n' Reason]

The 1,700 inmates, seen by Palestinians as symbols of resistance to Israeli occupation, want wardens to stop strip searches, allow more frequent family visits, improve sanitary conditions and install public telephones, supporters said.

OK...here's the deal:

1. From now on, no inmate will be clothed; searches will continue as normal, but no more stripping will be necessary.

2. All family members will be arrested and imprisoned with the inmate in the same cell; therefore family visits will be a "constant".

3. All inmates will be washed thrice daily with high pressure fire hoses (including all family members) thereby dispensing with the need for additional sanitary conditions.

4. OK...one public PAY telephone will be installed per 10,000 inmates. Calls will be outbound only. Inmate must show correct change to guard before being allowed to use said pay phone.

See??? Simple!

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LOL! That's the way all prisons should be run.

[humblegunner]

See??? Simple!

I nominate you as Chief of Detainment, International.