Posted on 08/16/2004 10:58:01 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER
In an Oregon town Kerry says he's needing some trimming
But in Portland they cannot cut hair so his temper's brimming
He was really going through hell
On a plane flight arrived Isabelle
There's relief in his eyes 'cause she brought her very best gel
Cut a little bit closer...my dear, it's too long...right there by the part
Cut a little bit closer...careful, or it is my 4th Purple Heart
She had trained under Christophe so she could charge lots of money
An advance on his allowance he needed, "Oh, pretty please, honey"
He had really been going through hell
On a plane flight arrived Isabelle
There's relief in his eyes 'cause she brought her very best gel
Cut a little bit closer...my dear, it's too long...right there by the part
Cut a little bit closer...careful, or it is my 4th Purple Heart
When she finished, she left and the candidate's looking dapper
But he winced as he watched the SwiftVets flush him down the crapper
He was really going through hell
On a plane flight arrived Isabelle
There's relief in his eyes 'cause she brought her very best gel
Cut a little bit closer...my dear, it's too long...right there by the part
Cut a little bit closer...careful, or it is my 4th Purple Heart
I'll bet she was tinting his hair darker today.
I like it.
My guess is that the stress is causing her to lose some hair.
Right back at cha! Doug you need to come out with an album like Paul Schaklin! Your songs are a helluva lot funnier!
Give Kerry a break. Do you have any idea how long it's been since he's been anywhere near Washington DC?
I take your point.
Thanks. I cannot sing, read music, or play an instrument. Other than that, I guess I'd produce the album. :)
Niether can Springstein or Mick Jagger. Never stopped them!
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