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DFU SONG: Come a Little Bit Closer (Kerry tells expensive stylist to cut a little bit closer)
DFU SONGS | 8-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 08/16/2004 10:58:01 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER

In an Oregon town Kerry says he's needing some trimming
But in Portland they cannot cut hair so his temper's brimming
He was really going through hell
On a plane flight arrived Isabelle
There's relief in his eyes 'cause she brought her very best gel

Cut a little bit closer...my dear, it's too long...right there by the part
Cut a little bit closer...careful, or it is my 4th Purple Heart

She had trained under Christophe so she could charge lots of money
An advance on his allowance he needed, "Oh, pretty please, honey"
He had really been going through hell
On a plane flight arrived Isabelle
There's relief in his eyes 'cause she brought her very best gel

Cut a little bit closer...my dear, it's too long...right there by the part
Cut a little bit closer...careful, or it is my 4th Purple Heart

When she finished, she left and the candidate's looking dapper
But he winced as he watched the SwiftVets flush him down the crapper
He was really going through hell
On a plane flight arrived Isabelle
There's relief in his eyes 'cause she brought her very best gel

Cut a little bit closer...my dear, it's too long...right there by the part
Cut a little bit closer...careful, or it is my 4th Purple Heart


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: christophe; expensivehaircut; isabelle; kerry

1 posted on 08/16/2004 10:58:02 PM PDT by doug from upland
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2 posted on 08/16/2004 11:05:24 PM PDT by Bommer (John Kerry is a Vietnam Traitor)
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To: doug from upland

I'll bet she was tinting his hair darker today.


3 posted on 08/16/2004 11:06:16 PM PDT by dennisw (Once is Happenstance. Twice is Coincidence. The third time is Enemy action. - Ian Fleming)
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To: Bommer

I like it.


4 posted on 08/16/2004 11:07:16 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: dennisw

My guess is that the stress is causing her to lose some hair.


5 posted on 08/16/2004 11:08:03 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: doug from upland

Right back at cha! Doug you need to come out with an album like Paul Schaklin! Your songs are a helluva lot funnier!


6 posted on 08/16/2004 11:09:57 PM PDT by Bommer (John Kerry is a Vietnam Traitor)
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To: doug from upland

Give Kerry a break. Do you have any idea how long it's been since he's been anywhere near Washington DC?


7 posted on 08/16/2004 11:15:18 PM PDT by VisualizeSmallerGovernment (Question Liberal Authority)
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To: VisualizeSmallerGovernment

I take your point.


8 posted on 08/16/2004 11:22:25 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: Bommer

Thanks. I cannot sing, read music, or play an instrument. Other than that, I guess I'd produce the album. :)


9 posted on 08/16/2004 11:23:26 PM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: doug from upland

Niether can Springstein or Mick Jagger. Never stopped them!


10 posted on 08/16/2004 11:49:56 PM PDT by Bommer (John Kerry is a Vietnam Traitor)
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To: doug from upland
Kerry flies hairdress to Oregon --- CLICK.
11 posted on 08/17/2004 6:32:47 AM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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To: doug from upland
Bio of Isabelle --- CLICK.
12 posted on 08/17/2004 7:44:44 AM PDT by doug from upland (John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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