Kerry's Royal Blood

Reuters ^ | 8/16/04 | Kate Kelland

[KiloLima]

After months of research into Kerry's ancestry, Burke's Peerage, experts on British aristocracy, reported Monday that the Vietnam war veteran is related to all the royal houses of Europe and can claim kinship with Czar Ivan "The Terrible," a previous Emperor of Byzantium and the Shahs of Persia.

Burke's director Harold Brooks-Baker said Kerry had his mother, Rosemary Forbes, to thank for most of his royal connections.

"Every maternal blood line of Kerry makes him more royal than any previous American president," Brooks-Baker said.

[KiloLima]

Oh, and did she mention that he's a VIETNAM WAR VETERAN, too?

[adam_az]

"Every maternal blood line of Kerry makes him more royal than any previous American president," Brooks-Baker said.

Here's to hoping he doesn't break this record....

[SpeakingUp]

He is a royal liar too

[Argus]

As if Kerry's head wasn't swollen enough already.

[ALOHA RONNIE]

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NEVER FORGET

JOHN KERRY is against honoring those whose Blood has flowed on behalf of the Freedom of Others ...past, present and future.


JOHN KERRY = Enemy of Vietnam Vets

http://www.TheAlamoFILM.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1320


NEVER FORGET

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[Bommer]

Vietnam war veteran is related to all the royal houses of Europe and can claim kinship with Czar Ivan "The Terrible," a previous Emperor of Byzantium and the Shahs of Persia.

Ivan "The Terrible" meet Kerry "The Lying Opportunist Suck!"

[satchmodog9]

This ought to get the Illuminati nuts going for sure. Kerry being crowned king of the new world order.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Oh, and did she mention that he's a VIETNAM WAR VETERAN, too?

Tee hee hee....

[NDJeep]

Did they forget to mention he received three purple hearts?

[KarlInOhio]

So this makes John F'n Kerry an inbred nutcase too?

[KiloLima]

It's gotta be the hair!

He's a bloody European! Explains a lot! Don't let this vietnam-blood-on-his-hands vet get elected!

[oblomov]

Does John Kerry have a Hapsburg Chin?

Hapsburg Chin

[Lijahsbubbe]

We'd better be prepared. Soon Kerry will be regaling us with new tales that closely resemble Ivan war stories!

[wildwood]

"Every maternal blood line of Kerry makes him more royal than any previous American president," Brooks-Baker said.

HELLLOOOOO????!!!! HE'S NOT PRESIDENT!!!

[cyborg]

:sigh: It's just so sad.

[Defender2]

Yeah, it shows kerry being distantly related to rasputin.

[lavrenti]

I don't think being descended from Ivan is such a great thing. All it does is partially explain the delusional behavior.

[cyborg]

heh good point

[freekitty]

America was founded to get away from royalty.

[mikrofon]

So it's confirmed now -- Kerry's a royal pain in the @ss...