[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

OMG. John Kerry is out of his mind! He's lost it. He is demonstrably insane.

Hmmmmmmm. Long face... faux European tastes and manners... thinks he's a military mastermind... raving, bughouse lunatic.

Check. :)

[Diogenesis]

"Stop this, now!!
What is ze big deel. Kerry is Kerry.
Bob. John. Susan. Matilda.
Je suis un army of uno."

[Phsstpok]

Ming the merciless? Yep.

But I think you owe Max Von Sydow an apology. You've clearly insulted him!

Thinking about it, what other Max Von Sydow characters does John F'n remind you of?

NOT the priest in the Exorcist, that's for sure!

Leland Gaunt (Satan) in Needful Things? "Hey, these things happen."

Blofeld from Never Say Never Again?

Brewmeister Smith from The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew?

Jesus from The Greatest Story Ever Told?

Seriously, I can see JF'nK slipping into his fantasy and thinking that he has lived these things.