Please don't call me Shirley. :)
As far as the "drive by's" go, I think both sides can be guilty of that from time to time.
Say, I don't suppose you know of anyone who can translate German? I have a link to an Anthropology article that I would love to have translated. Thanks.
(Flips pink scarf over his right shoulder. Brushes immaculately groomed Hitler mustache. High-steps it to the front of the thread, where he does a succession of high kicks.)
Ach te lieber! Joo do nut sprekende Deutsche?! Zat is unforgivable. I vill not hear uf dis. Excuse me, I must haf a show to go to. Gay Hitler likes his showtunes.
Sorry, I don't. Except maybe for Babelfish. (What made you think I'd know a German-speaker?)