[whattajoke]

Thinking about alternative theories is the first step to becoming excited about the process.

Fine. As long as you can agree to the second step; teaching them that there are currrently no "alternative thoeries." Or, if you are using the colloquial "theories," then we can teach them that there are, in fact, limitless "alternative theories." And watch their heads spin!

No thanks. I am fully confident that real science is more than exciting as it is without introducing supernaturalism and superstition.

[PatrickHenry]

Modification of your tagline.