To which Kerry would reply, "No problem. I have absolutely rock solid proof that I was in Cambodia. Here is my movie review of Apocalypse Now which proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt."
"... Purple Heart, baby," the two-fisted fighting man codenamed 'Heiress Hunter' by his fellow soldiers kept repeating to himself, like a mantra. "Oh, yeah. Purple Heart for the ol' Johnster, you damn betcha -- !"