I "stole" your quote
This is going on internet boards now. LOL
First Annual John Kerry Fan Fiction Contest
http://www.mudvillegazette.com/archives/001152.html
The Mudville Gazette is pleased to announce the First Annual John Kerry Fan Fiction Contest. Entries may be submitted in comments, via e-mail (greyhawk - at - mudvillegazette.com) or as entries on your own blog - I'll link from here. Have at it. Have fun.
Speaking of fun, in reality, back during Christmas '68 I was almost seven, and mom and dad gave me my first shotgun. To this day it's seared in my memory - crawling on my belly through the rice paddies in the Cambodian fever swamp, hunting the elusive Khmer deer...
HELP IS ON THE WAY
By D.K. Summers
TAMPA, Fl.
Denizens of the Sunshine State breathed a little easier knowing that Democratic nominee John Kerry would arrive off the Florida coast early this afternoon to head off "Charley" before he hit the mainland.
"Thank God someone is willing to take the fight to the hurricane, before it hits us here at home," said Emma Mae Dubrock, 56.
Advisers said that when Kerry heard that "Charley" would hit the U.S. this weekend, instinct took over.
"He was on the phone instantly. He contacted the living members of his swift boat crew, and before we knew it, they had taken off," Stephanie Cutter said.
"That man is the real deal," she added.
Other Kerry advisers were less enthusiastic about his trip.
"I thought he was just milking that whole Vietnam swift boat stuff to get elected; but it looks like he may very well be suffering some post-tramatic thing. What's he going to do when he realizes he's navigating himself into a hurricane?"
Thought youd like it! L0L but its not my quote
Oh I see it there! L0L feel free!