10. It shows we shave.
9. It is cooler during the summer games.
8. Our boys always score more! (No Pun.)
7. The parochial teams are always embarrassed!
6. More photo ops in the school yearbook.
5. School colored Pom-Poms stand out against flesh.
4. Tanned naked flesh looks better under stadium lights.
3. Male cheerleaders have a place to hang their Pom-Poms.
2. Best attendance record for our half-time shows.
1. Always have a date after the game!
