Who says Charley don't surf?
Kerry sez - "If I were President, I would know how to handle Charley better. When I was in Vietnam I faced Charley every day in a life and death struggle. My swift boat alone held Charley at bay and bringing me home was President Reagan's worst mistake of the war. I have a secret plan for turning back Charley and if I'm elected...
Aide - "Uh, Senator, "Charley" is a hurricane."
Kerry - "Oooookay... Did I mention my secret mission to infiltrate General Giap's bedroom? I took my swift boat deep into North Vietnam under cover of darkness and, disguised in my lucky straw hat I got from a VC double agent, checked into the Hanoi Hilton....
If McGreevey had been in Vietnam, he would have launched a secret mission to infiltrate General Giap.