DFU SONG: Torn Between Two Lovers (McGreevy song rockets to the top of the charts)

TORN BETWEEN TWO LOVERS - right click on the word "midi" and save to hard drive or bring it into your player

There are times a governor must be just telling voters straight
Well, perhaps that may be a wrong choice of words
I had hired someone who's indeed unqualified
And I'm caught in a position that could look somewhat absurd

There has been a man...I gave a job, you see
Because he gave a different kind of job to me
Just before the suit's reported, I must nip this in the bud
And it has really been exciting that I've made gay history

My wife or gay lover?...different private parts
Each in their own way gives my passion a jump start
My wife or gay lover?...different private parts
I must decide and then break someone's heart

If I should quit now, I know Schundler is a lock
Kerry and the party have been on my back
I have great concern over what my fate might be
After all, this is New Jersey, and I know I could get whacked

My wife or gay lover?...different private parts
Each in their own way gives my passion a jump start
My wife or gay lover?...different private parts
I must decide and then break someone's heart

If you need another song for the McGreevey Sleaziest Hits CD here, it is not every day that a NJ Governor has people singing.

ACDC Back in Black

McGreevey's Back in Black

McGreevey's Back in Black
With the NJ Homeland Security Employee in the sack.
He's been faking too long
Now he's glad to get it in the back
Yes, he is not loose
From the mafia noose that keeps him hanging around
He's just doing the state employee on the side 'cause it's gettin' him high
Forget Homeland Security, when he opens his fly
Homeland Security employee has got one mind, two eyes
Each and every one of them for sex occupied.
Cause McGreevey likes it in the back!
Yes, in the back
He's just, doing the state employee on the side, cause it's getting him high
Forget the Homeland Security, when he opens his fly
Homeland Security Employee has got one mind, two eyes
Each and every one of them for sex occupied.
Cause McGreevey likes it in the back
Yes, in the back
In the back!
Yes in the back!
McGreevey's back in black
Well, he's back in black, yes he is back in black! Now!
Back in a fling
Kushner in a Cadillac
Blackmail, extortion
He is going to be paid back
Yes he is in a bang
With da gang
Feds got to catch him if they want him to hang
cause he likes it in the back and he's banging the jocks
saying Machiavelli on a wire tap
Homeland Security employee is just a making the bread,
But he is pushing his luck, cause McGreevey wants head.
Cause he likes it in the back and he's banging the jocks
Saying Machiavelli for the wire tap
Cause he likes it in the back!
Yes, in the back!
Well in the back!
Yes, in the back!
Well, in the back!
Well, McGreevey's back in black he likes it in the back!
Well McGreevey's back in black
Gay, gay, gay, gay
Back in black, yes McGreevey likes it in the back.

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