DFU SONG: Blowing in the Wind (amazingly, Kerry wants to fight WWIII more "sensitive")

DFU SONGS | 8-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - BLOWING IN THE WIND - first version

How many times have we been mean to them.....causing them to be hating us
(tell me) How many times were we p***ing them off...so they'd want to blow up a bus
(tell me) How many times were they cutting off heads...and we made too much of a fuss

Well, the answer, my friends, we must fight sensitive
We must fight our wars more sensitive

How many times did we laugh at the towels...that they wear on top of their head
(tell me) How many times were we mocking their men...for keeping their goats in their bed
(tell me) How many times did we knee-jerk react...when they wanted all of us dead

Well, the answer, my friends, we must fight sensitive
We must fight our wars more sensitive

How many times did we defend ourselves...without blessings from the U.N.
(tell me) How many times did we make people free...and show we are cowboys again
(tell me) How many times did we hold out our chest...and prove we are not girlie men

Well, the answer, my friends, we must fight sensitive
We must fight our wars more sensitive
We must fight our wars more sensitive

[doug from upland]

Maybe sKerry is right. If we just are more understanding, if we get the French aboard, if we fight against them is sensitive, all is going to be fine and they will no longer want all of us dead.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Another good job, Doug, although I thought, from the title of the song, that it would be about McGreevy.

[easonc52]

Yeh! that'll work! lol

Good one...

[NavyCanDo]

FUNNY STUFF, BUT NOW I HAVE THAT STUPID TUNE (the original words) PLAYING IN MY HEAD. MAYBE IF I CATCH UP ON SOME READING IT WILL GO AWAY. HERE IS SOME BOOK SUGGESTIONS FOR QUICK READS



WORLDS THINNEST BOOKS
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FRENCH WAR HEROES
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HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
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MY BEAUTY SECRETS
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HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
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MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen Degeneres

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ....

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

[GailA]

Our very existance T's them off.

[HamiltonJay]

Just for the record we already fought WWIII, and we won.. USSR is no longer terrorising the globe.

The jihadist war is WWIV.

[doug from upland]

A fair point that can be debated.

[HamiltonJay]

Well, my stand on US V USSR being WWIII is pretty much written.. not the main gyst of the editorial... but its in there: http://www.newsindex.com/peace.html