Posted on 08/12/2004 7:25:33 PM PDT by rimmont
PETA is pleased they did the right thing and didn't eat the cat.
No.
Magua was the Huron in the Last of the Mohegans who cut out the heart of Colonel Munro and ate it because Munro destroyed his family and made him a Mohawk slave.
What is it about ZULU that elicits the latent racist in some people?? HUH????
The Zulus were great warriors. They never took prisoners and kicked the butt of Britain's finest at Islandelwana. Their army was the terror of the Boers, neighboring Bantus and British. And they weren't cannibals.
By the way, wiseguy, I'm WHITE but these remarks are beginning to tick me off.
So, go back to the laundromat and pick up your white sheets. I think they're ready. But don't wear them around any real Zulus. They're liable to kick your lily-white racist butt.
That would be disgusting.
I am going to the Philippines soon. I hope they don't do that to me.
PETA is pleased they did the right thing and didn't eat the cat.
No way, cat meat is too mushy, dog is like beef and makes a terrific stew.
I'm a BUSHMAN!
Never heard of such a thing. But I did know a Korean guy who was always Wok-ing his dog.
Boy am I glad I don't freep right after eating, or didn't today anyways
Was that made with brown sugar, or white?
I bet the Dims ate the $hit out of them.
Crank up Old Wokky and stir-fry him. Much more efficient. Probably tastes better, too (disclaimer: no personal experience with this dish).
And I'm not interested in your sexual perversions.
Yep, but it went like this:
Mmmm mmmm good
Mmmm mmmm good
That's what Cannibal Soup is
Mmmm mmmm good
LOL!!
Kill Him, Season Him, Roast him.
But forcing a wedding guest at knifepoint to swallow, after he threw up, now THAT is over the top.
I love this board! It's my kind of place!
(sorry Toby)
Here's one for your Ewwww!!! ping list...
The interior of a lifeboat. Seagulls are cryingSAILOR 1: (M.P) Still no sign of land. How long is it?
HODGES: (G.C.) That's a rather personal question, sir.
SAILOR 1: (low voice)You stupid git. I meant how long has it been in the lifeboat? You've destroyed the atmosphere now.
HODGES: I'm sorry.
SAILOR 1: Shut up. Start again.
Pause
SAILOR 1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
HODGES: 33 days, sir.
SAILOR 1: Thirty-three days?
HODGES: We can't go on much longer. (low voices) I didn't think I destroyed the atmosphere.
SAILOR 1: Shut up.
HODGES: Well, I don't think I did.
SAILOR 1: 'Course you did.
HODGES: (aside, to Morley) Did you think I destroyed the atmosphere?
MORLEY: (E.I.) Yes I think you did.
SAILOR 1: Shut up. Shut up!
Pause
SAILOR 1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
HODGES: 33 days, sir.
JOHNSON: (T.J.) Have we started again? (slap)
SAILOR 1: Still no sign of land. How long is it?
HODGES: 33 days, sir.
SAILOR 1: Thirty-three days?
HODGES: We can't go on much longer, sir. We haven't eaten since the fifth day.
MORLEY: We're done for, we're done for!
SAILOR 1: Shut up, Morley.
HODGES: We've just got to keep hoping. Someone may find us.
JOHNSON: How we feeling, Captain?
CAPTAIN: (J.C) Not too good. I...I feel so weak.
HODGES: We can't hold out much longer.
CAPTAIN: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me.
SAILOR 1: Eat you, sir?
CAPTAIN: Yes. Eat me.
HODGES: Urrghh! With a gammy leg?
CAPTAIN: You didn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.
MORLEY: It's not just the leg, sir.
CAPTAIN: What do you mean?
MORLEY: Well, sir...it's just that -
CAPTAIN: Why don't you want to eat me?
MORLEY: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir! (points to Johnson)
HODGES: So would I, sir.
CAPTAIN: I see.
JOHNSON: Well that's settled then...everyone's gonna eat me!
SAILOR 1: Uh, well.
MORLEY: What, sir?
SAILOR 1: No, no you go ahead, please, I won't.......
JOHNSON: Oh nonsense, sir, you're starving; tuck in.
SAILOR 1: No, no, it's not that.
HODGES: What's the matter with Johnson, sir?
SAILOR 1: Well, he's not kosher.
MORLEY: That depends how we kill him, sir.
SAILOR 1: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Hodges.
HODGES: Oh well, all right.
MORLEY: I still prefer Johnson.
CAPTAIN: I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me.
HODGES: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper.
SAILOR 1: Good thinking, Hodges.
JOHNSON: And we'll finish off with the peaches. (picks up a tin of peaches)
MORLEY: And we can start off with the avocados. (picks up two avocados)
SAILOR 1: Waitress! (a waitress walks in) We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Hodges...
Boos off-screen. Cut to a letter.
VOICE OVER: Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
Love, Ivan
My little joke was intended to elicit a smile. In no way was my remark RACIST. What the H*ll are you talking about?
I didn't know who you were talking about so I made a joke. You turned that into "I'm a racist, attacking you."
My intention was not to offend you in any way.
I might suggest that you do a little work on your FReeper home page, which I checked B4 commenting, nothing there.
Perhaps you would feel more comfortable in another forum, YOU seem EXTREMELY sensitive about your screen name, have you no SENSE of HUMOR?
I DID NOT ATTACK YOU. YOU ATTACKED ME.
Can't we all just get along?
FReegards
Baredog
Wedding cake... and your cousin.
ROTFLMAO!!! How 'bout: yummy, yummy, yummy, cousin goes down your tummy.....
Is that an apology, maybe??
Its just that some people on this Board have made racial innuendos about my name which kind of ticks me off as 1) I don't racism and 2) I'm not black anyway.
I'm surprised nobody ever connected ZULU to that syrupy TV series with that hot looking brunnette chick - I forget the name. But that's not why I chose it. I always admired the Zulus, aloong with many other military type people.
There's nothing on my Freeper home page because I lack the computer skill to create one. I don't even type too well.
I feel quite comfortable here, usually. Like I said, I have gotten a number of odd innueundos about that name. Makes me feel like some black folks probably do.
I'll try to get along if you meet me half way, which I think you did - err - sort of.
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