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And we could find out how ?(assuming it wasn't a classified top-secret joint CIA / SEALS mission)

This is a hoot, it is '68 and kerry still has NFG stenciled on all of his uniforms and laundry bags, hanging out at the PX (Exchange) buying all of the really cool ribbons, he is a jg, in training to lead 5 or 6 guys... CIA sees this stellar individual that has proved himself so many times sneaks him off for a super secret mission dreamt up and personally planned by President Nixon just hours into his Presidency (it was January, since Christmas comes later in Viet Nam) and this CIA guy feels sorry for the jg and gives him a hat that doesn't have NFG stenciled on it (which kerry will forever carry in his briefcase as his lucky hat)

I feel like I am in the twilight zone, the carnival music is playing, now kerry is reporting for duty the clown to his left is Ter RAH za the midget on his right is edwards suddenly the music changes to the Rocky theme... getting louder and louder. Everyone looks to the left and there coming out of the dressing room is CNN, ABC, NBC, NPR, MSNBC all led by Lanny ...

and the crowd goes WILD

All I have to say is, before I wake up I'm gonna sell a boat load of tasty exotic treats on a stick, cause these folks will buy anything.