I'll join you for coffee/adult beverage whether you hit the lottery or not!!!! I just love meeting FReepers!!!
I love the children's answers, especially the mispellings! For the longest time I thought those types of things were just "urban legends" until this past Mother's day when the Kindergarten teacher had each child write a recipe and she compiled them into a "cookbook." My daughter's contribution:
Jacqueline's Blueberry Pie
10 blueberries
3 quarts dough
1/4 cup sugar
1 tablespoon butter
roll out the dough and make into crust. Make a top to the pie. Put in the sugar and butter and blueberries. when the top of the pie is ready put more blueberries on top. Put the pie in the oven. Bake for about one hour at 500. Use oven mitts and take it out. Then cut it into triangles. Then we eat it.
Oh yum! :) Atkins lover's nightmare?
I taught PE & biology for quite a few years. I wish I had saved 'selected" tests/papers for this reason. good book material.