[Prime Choice]

But I like John Kerry's message about the need to do something about the people in this country who have no health insurance.

The solution to that problem is simple: re-elect Bush. We'll get more tax cuts. More jobs will be created. More people will be employed. And lo, they'll have health insurance as one of their fringe benefits. Problem solved.

And remember...people may have a right to health care, but that doesn't mean they're entitled to free health care...the same as I have a right to keep and bear arms, but that doesn't mean the government is supposed to supply me with free guns.

Think about it.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Imagine how expensive health care will be when it's free.

-P.J. O'Rourke

Of course, I'm only paraphrasing.

WE NEED GOOFY PICTURES OF P.J. STAT!