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To: RadioAstronomer
I had a librarian in a public library get upset with me after she found out what I was doing for a living.

I certainly hope you slapped her around, and then had your way with her, ideally right on top of her card catalog cabinet. The only librarian who was ever any good is Laura Bush.

48 posted on 08/12/2004 3:53:10 AM PDT by PatrickHenry (A compassionate evolutionist!)
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To: PatrickHenry

We should know if the spaceship (Or what's left of it) is still active when Michael Jackson, Al Gore, Howard Dean, and Richard Simmons all feel a strange yearning to go to Siberia.

Dumb aliens, why didn't they just eject the warp core like they were supposed to?


49 posted on 08/12/2004 4:07:27 AM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (I'll put George W. Bush's four years in office over Kerry's four months in Vietnam any time!)
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To: PatrickHenry

There's always Marian the Librarian. (If you're into Music, Man.)


52 posted on 08/12/2004 6:06:34 AM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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