Saw in the "paper" (Weekly World News) last week that there is an Eskimo tribe on Mars. Now how do you suppose they got so lost? An ancient link to "F-Troop's" heckowi tribe?
ET phone home
Some pictures of the Moon show what some folks claim looks like a trailer park. That technical device they found in Siberia is probably someone's missing tv remote control. Dang things always turn up in the most unlikely places.