[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

Take away the Electoral College's ability to confer a presidential sheepskin, and that train blows through here [New Mexico, or flyover country in general] faster than a tender moment between the Clintons.

Great metaphor.

[Rakkasan1]

indeed appropo.
when Gore lost and this whine went up, I compared it to
giving the World Series title to the team with the most runs, rather than most games won.Even if that was done,after the libs lost (again) they'd want to change the
rules(again) to most at bats or soemething else.