[martin_fierro]

Blocking cells from receiving dopamine made the monkeys work harder at a task -- and they were better at it, too, the U.S. government researchers found.

They masturbated and flung poo furiously.

[MD_Willington_1976]

LOL...

[Chad Fairbanks]

First it was "Drunk as a Monkey" now it's "Workin' like a Monkey"...

[blackdog]

This stupid study has been brought to you by the same people who feed amphetamines to your kids....and the depressed.....and those with adult attention lapses.....and to badly behaved chil'run.......

Sometimes I see the entire field of psychiatry just deciding to feed everyone amphetamines for six days straight, then taking the next three days off while taking enormous doses of valium to let you get some sleep, avoiding the "Speed Crash" that makes you so grumpy. I'd market them in blister packs called "Life Kickers"

The amphetamines don't do much for the erectile disfunction thang, but once you get 'er goin, you'll wear the mattress out before tiring.