Those things are dangerous when they fall off the trees. I should know, I had a few close calls while walking through my grandma's backyard in Miami (pre-Hurricane Andrew)
I can't believe I booked a four day weekend there without knowing the weather. #@$$#%$$$#@$#@!!!!!!!
LOL--they aren't the little Haas variety, for sure. Florida avocados are almost the size of a football. When one drops from 20+ feet above, it lands with a BIG thud.