You gotta feel sorry for Kerry here. It's tough being a gigolo these days. These billionaire widows want actual, honest truth-telling war heros, not phony lying war protesters who fabricate war stories. The rich widows are demanding these days and the gigolo business is not as easy as it used to be.
You're right, it's a dog eat dog world. Even the millionaress Liz Taylor is demanding more bang for the buck, so to speak. And then there's poor Lurch with a neurotic pickle widow five years older than him.....it's a hard life, I tells ya.