LOL!
Lowered the missile rack and pointed at the russkie!
As for the Secret Hangar far downfield, even Security did not have access to its tightly secured fenced area.
One night, though, a Security Policeman on duty was near it and the gate was briefly open - he drove in to investigate if there was a problem...
Within 24 hours, the airman, his wife and children and all goods from their base housing quarters were out of Alaska and never heard from again.....military life can be interesting.