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Although they crossed the Hoover Dam, there's no picture of Dork Gigolo trying to climb to the edge and look over.
Posted on 08/10/2004 9:13:50 PM PDT by conservative in nyc
After leaving the Flip-Flop Express behind in Kingman, Arizona, the Dorknamic Duo and their Yellow Bracelets (are these for Lance Armstrong's cancer charity?) got on the campaign bus to go to Vegas.
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Although they crossed the Hoover Dam, there's no picture of Dork Gigolo trying to climb to the edge and look over.
The campaign bus stopped for the night at the posh Bellagio Hotel (no Holiday Inn Express or Circus Circus for ShoveIt! Woman, of course), where they slept for the night. So far, there are no pictures of Dork Gigolo in or near the casino --- I guess he goes to Vegas for the family entertainment.
Dork Gigolo left ShoveIt! Woman behind at the hotel this afternoon to pander for Nevada votes over Yucca Mountain (he'll study it --- and it will be based on real science -- like Breck Girl used when he was a slip-and-fall lawyer!) at Cadwallader Middle School, where he hugged this woman more lovingly than we've ever seen him hug anyone recently, except Breck Girl:
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At night, the Dorknamic Duo were together again, addressing the Democrat faithful at the Thomas & Mack Center. Apparently, there was a whole lot of confetti, but no balloons --- again. Go balloons! Where are the!#$#@ balloons? What the !@#@# are you doing up there?
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1) Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry (news - web sites) and his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry greet a crowd of supporters during a rally in Kingman, Arizona.(AFP/Hector Mata)
2) Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites) is greeted by a supporter Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2004, at Cadwallader Middle School in Las Vegas. (AP Photo/Joe Cavaretta)
3) Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic presidential nominee Senator John Kerry (news - web sites) (D-MA) stands amid falling confetti at the end of a Kerry campaign rally at the University of Nevada Las Vegas, August 10, 2004. Kerry was campaigning in Nevada on his coast to coast 'Believe in America' tour. REUTERS/Mike Segar US ELECTION
4) Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass., reacts as confetti drops after a rally Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2004, at the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas.(AP Photo/Joe Cavaretta)
#2 -- And You'll be my first intern...
#3 "Send in the clowns... There ought to be clowns..."
#4 "Don't bother. They're here".
The delusional, ego-maniac, immature piece of garbage is sure enjoying all the hoopla and trappings of being the nominee. Standing there with the confetti coming down, arms in the air...What an idiot.
Man, I'm Heinz-Kerried out.
They are not interesting. They are boring and not serious individuals, and that Drudge Al Qaeda story now has me in a bad mood.
If this idiot wins we're screwed.
#4)DORK!
John Kerry and spouse show off their matching "DNR" bracelets in attractive French Yellow to a crowd of dims on suicide watch
Hey Boazo:
Great pic...Brillant!
Thanks,I try!
I've got Bush's nose.
That's a great pic!
LOL. As childish as Kerry acted yesterday, I wouldn't doubt he was actually saying that.
Viva Lost Voters
Sung to the Elvis song "Viva Las Vegas"
(A Parody of original words & music by Doc Pomus and Mort Shuman).
Not so bright Kerry’s gonna sell his soul
Gonna sell his soul to the devil.
Got a whole lot of money from Theresa to burn,
So he’ll buy those votes he desires.
There’s a thousand dumb voters waitin’ out there
And they’re all hatin’ Bush with devil may care
And Thersa's just the devil with money to spare!
Viva lost voters! Viva lost voters!
How Kerry wishes there were more
Voters in this country today.
’Cause even if there were forty more
He wouldn’t sleep a minute away.
Oh, there’s dems out there to whom he’ll appeal.
A White House to be won on some backroom deal.
All you need’s a rich wife if there’s votes to steal.
Viva lost voters! Viva lost voters!
Viva lost voters with your chads a-hangin’
And your protests a-crashin’
Don’t send Kerry’s hopes down the drain.
Viva lost voters turnin’ votes into somethin’
Turnin’ rumors into nothin’
If you vote once
You’ll need to vote again and again!
Kerry’s gonna keep on the run.
He'll have him some fun.
If it costs Theresa every very last dime!
If she winds up broke up well,
He’ll always remember that he had an f’n good time!
He’s gonna give it ev'rything he’s got.
But lady luck please let voters be not
A-votin’ for Kerry 'cause he says he's a good shot!
Viva lost voters! Viva lost voters!
Viva, viva lost voters!
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