And he personally waded ashore some tropical island and was heard mumbling something about how he would return.
There's rumor Kerry saved Grant and rode with Sherman. Rumors that he burned Atlanta are being denied, but he did brag about it for years.
Anyone who challenges Kerry's heroic acts is a right wing nut. The press accepts every word, every deed, every story, and refuses to look into the matter. When Kerry speaks, the press stands and cheers. When Kerry lies they look away, but keep him safe.
erry told some reporters what HE would have done during the "Seven Minutes":
"Well, first off, as soon I heard the 'Kerry Call' with my super-hearing, I would have asked the children to excuse me while I 'used the facilities.'
"Ducking into an unwatched broom closet, I would have shed my disguise as the mild-mannered and dorky 'John F. Kerry' and immediately emerged as Purple John (!), Champion of Camelot (!!!). (Here, Kerry does an orchestral "dun-dun-DAH!")
"Rushing back into the classroom-- to delight the kids and reassure the staff-- I would have BLASTED like a bolt of lightning into the sky!
"Using my own 'Kerry Caller,' I would have telepathically sent urgent messages to all my special super-friends, such as: Golden Edwards, Mistress Ter-A-Zuh, and Licorice the Wonder Hamster.
"Meet me in the skies over New York, Mistress T! And Licorice, Golden Edwards will need YOUR aid in the skies over D.C.! (Here, Kerry offers *chirp! chirp!* to simulate Licorice's reply.)
"Hah! With my invincible team of super-heroes, NO jet would have crashed into the second tower OR the Pentagon. It's just that simple. Any questions?"
....another of the Spartans at the pass?
and rode with Sherman.
My husband's great great grandfather did that! Kerry looks GOOD for his age!
You forgot his planting the flag at Imo Jima.