Kerry wasn't in Cambodia during Christmas of 1968. He was with some Vietnamese call girl, and they had the following discussion:
"Oh, Kerry-san, how you like my makeup?"
"I'll take a shot. Okay--more rouge."
It's all a big misunderstanding, like when Top Secret documents fell into Sandy Berger's boxer shorts.
Actually, Kerry had heard that Madam Diem was free. She had a lot of dough and she had been single for a little while.
His first attempt for a rich widow?