"Micheal Moore???.....Hell man we'd rather eat monkey sh!t."
Posted on 08/09/2004 3:14:42 PM PDT by swilhelm73
A cannibalistic tribe in the Amazon has said U.S. foreign policy “makes us eat other tribes” and would like rotund documentary filmmaker Michael Moore to document their plight.
The tribe’s spokesperson, Aoolu “Chewy” Anaxatar, declined to explain what specific U.S. policies caused his tribe to devour other people. He “just heard this Moore fellow would come running down here” if someone started complaining about America.
“Even if he doesn’t want to do the documentary,” Anaxatar said, “we’d still love to have him for dinner!”
Moore has reportedly said he finds the culture “fascinating” and also remarked just because Mr. Anaxatar’s people “eat other human beings, have no rule of law, and a life expectancy of 45 years old (35 if you’re rather plump), that doesn’t mean America is any better.”
Some tribe members would welcome Moore to their little corner of the rainforest. Initu “Incisors” Aaraxan, an elderly tribe leader, said some people see Moore “in a voice-for-the-downtrodden-kind-of-way, but I see him in more of a flank-steak-kind-of-way.”
Others said they would “get a fire going” and “dust off the old spice rack” should Moore show up.
Shown a picture of Moore, orders were immediately given to “get a bigger fire going.”
“Splendid,” Moore said. “They must be preparing quite a feast for me!”
He'd probably give them all a case of ptomaine poisoning, and America would get blamed for that too! (But it would be worth it to be rid of him....) ;)
"Micheal Moore???.....Hell man we'd rather eat monkey sh!t."
Hehehe...I can invision Moore on a platter with an apple in his mouth!
he would supply enough pork to keep the whole tribes bellies full for a full winter.
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