[Conspiracy Guy]

John Kerry

Sung to Tom Dooley



Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know you’re bound to lie.



You’ve lied about your service,
Over in Viet Nam.
You twist your senate record,
We know that you’re a scam.



Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know you’re bound to lie.



You said that you did war crimes,
Now you say you’re the man.
That has the right to lead us,
I do not think you can.



Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know you’re bound to lie.



You’ve voted yes Iraq War,
Then turned and voted no.
Just what now do you stand for,
We’d really like to know.



Hang down your head John Kerry,
Hang down your head and cry.
Hang down your head John Kerry,
We know you’re bound to lie.

Conspiracy Guy aka DIF 8/6/2004

[tobyhill]

Can anyone identify the man behind, right side, of Kerry in the photo of his Senate testimony?

[Lancey Howard]

I keep getting this funny gut feeling that Teresa Heinz is doped up.
She just always looks doped up to me.

[blackie]

Roger That, CG ~ good stuff ~ Bump!

[Maria S]

You're goooooood!

[L.N. Smithee]

Awesome! If you can sing, send that to Glenn Beck. I don't know why, but Paul Shanklin and Paul Silhan's excellent political parodies have disappeared from Rush's show, and the best songs of that sort can be found on Beck's show.