[MarMema]

a woman customer of mine in the grocery store say, "oooh, handcuffs"

So now we know your real motivation.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

To me more accurate, she wasn't really a customer, but a food bank volunteer.

To give you guys and accurate mental image of her she is attractive from the neck down but for the first 6 months she came to pick up stuff for the food bank I assumed she was doing it as court ordered community service.