To: DeaconBenjamin
Not a problem.
- Go to Mexico.
- Learn a little Spanish.
- Walk over the porus border to the north.
- Find the nearest Mexian Consulate.
- Tell them your name is Ramon Gomez or whatever. It doesn't matter if your Spanish is not fluent or you don't even look Hispanic. A little bribe goes a long way.
- You are now a Mexican immigrant with special rights in the United States to jobs (Mandarin ability is a plus),welfare and de facto citizenship.
- Oh, and don't forget to register to vote. No ID is required.
3 posted on
08/08/2004 5:07:57 PM PDT by
Vigilanteman
(crime would drop like a sprung trapdoor if we brought back good old-fashioned hangings)
To: Vigilanteman
You forgot Welfare, Free Health Care, special treatment for your children that don't speak English, the list is long.
Folks that live farther away from the Border may not understand...
5 posted on
08/08/2004 5:16:47 PM PDT by
TexasTransplant
(I made my Fortune selling Sugar Coated Cat Turds on a Stick at the DNC Convention)
To: Vigilanteman
When privacy is outlawed, only outlaws will have privacy. A Mexican identity might come in handy.
9 posted on
08/08/2004 6:36:27 PM PDT by
eno_
(Freedom Lite, it's almost worth defending.)
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