[Bernard]

Time to activate the emergency plan and send a recovery kit to Al Hunt, the ultimate paper-bag liberal.

Contents:

1 Bag

1 Page of Instructions

Instructions:

1. Open bag

2. Place open end of bag over mouth

3. Breathe in

4. Breathe out

5. Repeat steps 4 and 5 as needed.

[Kozak]

1 Bag

Correction: 1 Plastic bag.
Insert head.
Tie firmly at neck.