GET OFF YOUR DUFFS!
Monday mori=ning, call your county GOP and volunteer for Bush.
If Kerry gets near you, freep his sorry ass.
If any Kerry surrogate gets near you, freep their sorry ass.
See my tagline for instructions!
Apologies to anyone who has already done these things, but listen up! If this one is close, we need to work for it. If it ends up being a Dubya landslide, the mandate will be even bigger. But we have to get out there.
From here on out, if I see anybody on this site bitching about a possible Kerry win, or him being ahead in the polls or whatever, I will ask what they have done for the Bush campaign, and they had better have an answer or I will pants them in front of God and everybody. You've been warned!
And don't forget to pray!
Besides the election, I pray for the President and our leaders to get a good night's sleep and for the troops to be protected, sheilded from all harm.