To a Redneck-Sexual, practicing safe sex is making love with his hip waders on.
Actually it's a cow that doesn't kick.
Maybe for you non-hung city bovine lovers.
Some of us country boys can not only get our cows to kick, we can get them mooing for more.
No properly stump-broke cow will kick. Just won't happen. They know better.
Some will, however, slap you upside the head with that tail during milking. They seem to get a real kick out of that.
Hahah