[HorsePlayer]

With apologies to Ray Wylie Hubbard,

Up against the wall redneck mother,
Mother who has raised a son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinkin' in a honky-tonk,
Just kickin' liberal's a$$e$ and raisin' hell.

[dixiechick2000]

LOL! Very good.
I bet you're from Texas. ;o)

[wardaddy]

i never knew how much that song would mean to me in such a different way as I aged over the past 30 odd years..lol