What is a Redneck-Sexual?

Orginal BeAllYouCanBe Writing | August 7, 2004 | BeAllYouCanBe

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

On the whole a pretty reasonable take, but you've probably managed to piss off a bunch of Ford and Dodge truck owners!

[deaconblues]

Q: What is a rednecks favorite position?

A: "Doggy style, so's we can both watch 'rasslin' !"

[BeAllYouCanBe]

"She looks older than Teresa."

There is more plastic in Ter-rezz-a then in all my kitchen appliances combined.

[wordsofearnest]

Kentucky foreplay: "You awake sis?"

[BeAllYouCanBe]

"bunch of Ford and Dodge truck owners"

The love of one's truck is the only preference choice that a Redneck-Sexual respects. So if when you get to be 21 and your daddy always had Fords and you want a Dodge Ram then that's OK.

The important thing is you have the right amount of love for your truck not the brand.

[Springman]

The President has a top of the line Ford pick-up, I think it's an F-350, on his ranch. I only have a Dodge Dakota. It's Bush's fault!! LOL!!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Yes, but....

we only use genuine GM Goodwrench parts.

Those aren't going to work out to well on the Dodge Ram. :)

[VadeRetro]

A Redneck-Sexual doesn’t boycott French products he has never liked them and doesn’t think wine of any kind is better than beer.

Was with you for a while but I'm out. You can have my merlot when I'm done straining it through my kidneys.

[harrycarey]

[DirtyHarryY2K]

[BeAllYouCanBe]

"Was with you for a while "

I mean you can drink Merlot or a Shirz but you just can't let anyone know about it -- it's just the code -- sorry.

[BeAllYouCanBe]

"The President has a top of the line Ford"

Kerry's family owns an SUV that doesn't count.

There is not hierarchy in trucks PERIOD! One is as good as another even a Toyota it's the love for your truck that counts. SUV's don't count unless your a Metrosexual.

[kittymyrib]

Having two babies at 47 and 50 years of age can definitely do that to you!

[The Libertarian Dude]

No, all my equipment is where it belongs, and it's exclusively for the ladies.

I stole the "male lesbian" line from some comedian. Robin Williams, if memory serves. "I'm a man trapped in a man's body" was another line from it.

[harrycarey]

There is not hierarchy in trucks PERIOD! One is as good as another even a Toyota

Not where I live.

Top F-350. Next F-250. Then Chevys and F-150s.

And you could almost get beaten up for driving a Toyota pickup.

[cyborg]

Hormone drugs make a woman put on a lot of weight.

[Vigilantcitizen]

I mean you can drink Merlot or a Shirz but you just can't let anyone know about it -- it's just the code -- sorry.

I think it's within the code to drink homemade wines, like muscadine, peach, strawberry, and apple, as long as you use a disposable cup.

[VadeRetro]

Might as well mention my blue-tick houn' looks suspiciously like a cat.

[BeAllYouCanBe]

" beaten up for driving a Toyota pickup "

This would be a hate-crime would it not?