That explains why we can't see his medal records. They're classified along with his penicillin records.
I heard his name was crouching p*ssy, and that he graduated (with honors) from the highly specialized "throw like a girlie man" ninja correspondence school.
I see you are very observant of Kerry's most graceful moves. I laugh everytime I see the fool trying to be,"Macho Man." I could see kerry as a back-up in a street fight, Man!! I had to ghost in order to contact the police because I knew you had things under control. John Kerry, talking loud and saying nothing. Bush/Cheney 2004