NAVY TURNCOAT

New York Post ^ | 8/07/04 | ViINCENT MORRIS

[U S Army EOD]

By any chance will this guy run for president thiry years from now?

[SandRat]

from the yard arm of the USS Constitution right in Boston harbor.

[Gunrunner2]

>> Arrest ... conviction ... hang

What do you mean? He will be running for President one day! (/sarcasm)



And be proud of it, will sell it as a patriotic act.

I swear, when did acting treasonous become "patriotic."

If acting against your country and giving aid and comfort to the enemy is considered by the democrRATS as "patriotic," then Saddam and OBL are true American patriots.

[Gunrunner2]

>>Wonder why his name isn't being released?
To spare us all from the ensuing wailing from his family:

"He's innocent!"
"My boy would never do anything like that!"
"He was setup!"
"America is the real traitor!"
"The Navy is insensitive/intolerant/racist!"<,

And most likely he is named Akmed or some other such muslim name.

[windchime]

Bump!

[G.Mason]

"from the yard arm of the USS Constitution right in Boston harbor."

That will work ... double fold ... It will get rid of one more enemy, and get those in Mass. to look at what may be their fate, should they continue to elect the enemy.

[Quix]

I nominate the largest aircraft carrier available which might be overdue for barnacle removal.

[Carry_Okie]

I nominate the largest aircraft carrier available which might be overdue for barnacle removal.

Yup. The barnicles cut the body to shreds and the blood brought the sharks. It wasn't terribly unusual for the ropes to hit the deck without anything attached.

[patriciaruth]

The sailor left the Navy two years ago when his enlistment expired, authorities said.

The emails he sent to his fellow jihadists were sent in July of 2001.

I'm sure Johnny Cochran could get him off.

[xzins]

We're told the young sailor took video of his courageous actions and plans to run for president in about 40 years.

[finnman69]

TREASON

[finnman69]

Let the rest of his crew serve the punishment.

[IncredibleHulk]

We don't keelhaul or walk the plank any more, but we do have blanket parties. Let his shipmates take him on liberty in Bahrain or Yemen and send a blanket along. He'll wish he was just keelhauled after everyone gets through kicking and punching everything that sticks out.

[Smokin' Joe]

They still have yardarms in the Navy, don't they?

[barkeep]

Unfortunately, we keep our vessels in too good a shape to make keelhauling much good anymore. The original point in the wooden ship days was to rake the miscreant over the razor sharp barnacles that infested all such ships, slicing him with hundreds of shallow, painful cuts in salt water. The wee bit of oxygen deprivation involved today would hardly be worth the trouble. I like the bloody chum and sharks idea myself.

[hflynn]

Old Medical School saying about teaching the skill of diagnosis:

"When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras!"

In todays Malpractice Insurance world a doctor has to consider all of the possibilities.

A good doctor treating a woman who can't get out of bed because she is so exhausted from volunteer work at her church shouldn't consider his diagnosis complete until he checks under the bead for the preacher.

[MindBender26]

>bead for the preacher

A little rosary-freudian slip???

:~)

[hflynn]

No. Spell check let bead go through. :>)

[MindBender26]

The problem width must spill chuckers is that benny off them lit anything gough true, as song as it is drilled as a rite word!

:~)

[linton59]

Well said. I have also lost the struggle.